GUAPODUO JUMPSCARE!!!!!

okay for everyone not on twitter and just hearing rumors start to float around about the "cellbit situation", let me explain it from the top.

seven years ago, cellbit and his then-girlfriend broke up.

at the time and ever since then, she's said he was abusive to her

at the time and ever since then, he has not publicly commented beyond saying that he's been in therapy

last week, she accused him of sexually assaulting her

here is his response in english (people who know portuguese can find the original on his twitter)

it's a very heavy read. trigger warnings for sexual assault, aphobia, and csa being the biggest ones. in short though, he claims and offers proof of his claims that he is asexual and has no interest in sex and also that she lied about him and manipulated and abused him both during and after their relationship

read it yourself, come to your own conclusions, but for what it's worth, i personally believe his story since it comes with evidence on its own and also lines up with everything i know about his prior behavior

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woah clover i didnt kno u were chill like that

Soon they're going to make it illegal to sing a haunting siren song that drives people to the brink of madness 🙄 because of woke

its so unfortunate when different peoples neurodivergent traits clash horribly. like yes i totally understand that the man at the other table cant control his stimming and loud vocal tics and i think he deserves to have a nice day out at a restaraunt without judgement. however if i dont remove myself from the audible vicinity in the next 20 seconds i will explode.

What about qRoier writing tips?

I mean I’m bad at writing him, but here’s what I’ve got?

He’s very emotionally intelligent. He’s the island’s therapist! And he’s also Melissa, aka the island’s other therapist. She’s him in drag

He’s also just regular intelligent. He just likes to hide it

He’s also lowkey more murderous than Cellbit is. As in: Roier is bloodthirsty, he said himself that he’s wanted to kill everyone on the island a couple of times. He just cares about his friends to much to hurt them

That’s maybe one of the most important things about him: he’s loyal!! To a fault!! Just look at him and Spreen, it’s ridiculous!!

He doesn’t like getting into fights because he knows he’ll win them and he kinda just likes remaining super unassuming.

He just wants to be a regular guy

And he loves kids. He was the island’s babysitter before Bobby died, and even now he still cares more for Pepito than he’d like to