Spdrbit3n - Blooddlyies

Love Cannot Be as Enamored as I - submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

solm palace 🌅

Do u have any tips on writing q celbit? /gen

Sure!

Most importantly, in my opinion, make him a fucking loser. He’s a nerd! His greatest enemies are a furry robot and his grandfather-in-law. He pretends to be scared of Garten of Banban to make his son happy.

He’s also a bitch. Let him be a bitch. He’s petty and he’s rude

He cares more about his family than he does about himself. He’s self sacrificial and it’s terrible but he legitimately sees himself as pretty unworthy of living

He’s a very physical person. He moves a lot and does a lot of body language, and he is literally almost always in physical contact with Roier

And he LOVES Roier!! That is SUCH an important part of his character, and it sometimes needs to be said with how the fandom treats his character these days

He had a terrible past, but he purposefully uses it to give the eggs a better life. He loves all the eggs, and that’s important. He’s good with kids

He’s a pretty nice guy, all things considered. He tried getting Walter Bob to unionize. He offered the people in Purgatory 2 a way out of death by trying to roleplay with them.

He’s also, again, a petty and rude bitch

He’s actually a bit of an extrovert! He just has a low social battery

…Does this make sense?

What about qRoier writing tips?

I mean I’m bad at writing him, but here’s what I’ve got?

He’s very emotionally intelligent. He’s the island’s therapist! And he’s also Melissa, aka the island’s other therapist. She’s him in drag

He’s also just regular intelligent. He just likes to hide it

He’s also lowkey more murderous than Cellbit is. As in: Roier is bloodthirsty, he said himself that he’s wanted to kill everyone on the island a couple of times. He just cares about his friends to much to hurt them

That’s maybe one of the most important things about him: he’s loyal!! To a fault!! Just look at him and Spreen, it’s ridiculous!!

He doesn’t like getting into fights because he knows he’ll win them and he kinda just likes remaining super unassuming.

He just wants to be a regular guy

And he loves kids. He was the island’s babysitter before Bobby died, and even now he still cares more for Pepito than he’d like to

qCellbit getting super into skateboarding is like. It’s like when he told Richarlyson that he’d never had a picnic before arriving on the island. He grew up in a war zone, he doesn’t remember anything from before that

So Cellbit is skateboarding with his kids. Maybe he’s a bit old to be wearing a silly “skater hat” and he’s too old to be doing kickflips instead of doing taxes, but like. He never got to play when he was a kid. But the past is in the past, and the present is what matters

So Cellbit is into skateboarding now. He thinks he would’ve liked it as a kid if he’d been given the chance, but that’s in the past, so it doesn’t matter. He likes it now, and that’s all that matters to him. So what if he can’t sleep at night and so what if his husband doesn’t look at him most days and so what if his hands itch for a blade to drive into his own stomach when he isn’t distracted? None of that matters, because he can do a sick kickflip on his skateboard and impress his two kids, and that’s it.

laslow doodle to celebrate that i have time to draw again!

haven't drawn my girl in a while!! ‼️

you guys know that you are allowed to like characters who suck in canon right? you guys know that you don’t have to ignore the worse parts of a characters to like them right? YOU GUYS KNOW THAT LIKING A SHITTY CHARACTER AS THEY ARE DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU CONDONE THEIR BEHAVIOUR RIGHT????? RIGHT???? YOU GUYS KNOW THAG YOU CAN JUST ENJOY FICTION RIGHT?????