I’d Say The Egg Band At The Wedding Was 10/10 ✨

its so unfortunate when different peoples neurodivergent traits clash horribly. like yes i totally understand that the man at the other table cant control his stimming and loud vocal tics and i think he deserves to have a nice day out at a restaraunt without judgement. however if i dont remove myself from the audible vicinity in the next 20 seconds i will explode.

cuddling!!

prompt from spiderbit week made by @anonymous-dentist !

was talking with friends about how insane the conspiracy videos must look in the qsmp universe

What about qRoier writing tips?

I mean I’m bad at writing him, but here’s what I’ve got?

He’s very emotionally intelligent. He’s the island’s therapist! And he’s also Melissa, aka the island’s other therapist. She’s him in drag

He’s also just regular intelligent. He just likes to hide it

He’s also lowkey more murderous than Cellbit is. As in: Roier is bloodthirsty, he said himself that he’s wanted to kill everyone on the island a couple of times. He just cares about his friends to much to hurt them

That’s maybe one of the most important things about him: he’s loyal!! To a fault!! Just look at him and Spreen, it’s ridiculous!!

He doesn’t like getting into fights because he knows he’ll win them and he kinda just likes remaining super unassuming.

He just wants to be a regular guy

And he loves kids. He was the island’s babysitter before Bobby died, and even now he still cares more for Pepito than he’d like to

Hi..

grief for the fallen

Roier: He's hitting me, he's hitting me! [Yelps as Cucurucho shoots him]

Cellbit: Hey– HEY– STOP HITTING MY HUSBAND MAN, WHAT THE FCK!

Roier: ESO, ESO!

Cellbit: Stop hitting my husband. Stop hitting my husband man, what's wrong with you? [Cucurucho hits Cellbit] Hey, you can hit me, but you cannot hit him!

Roier: [Barking to back up Cellbit, then gets hit by Cucurucho again]

Cellbit: [Puts himself between Roier and Cucurucho again] Stop, stop. Chill.

The Murder Husband

(Again lol)

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