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ERMES MY QUEEN💋🛐

Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now

Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet

Business Insider

Vandalize a Tesla dealership? Trump says he'll label that domestic terrorism.

President Donald Trump responded to a question about Tesla dealership attacks, saying they should be considered domestic terrorism.

What an incredibly corrupt batch of bullshit this is. Literally making Tesla a target- is this part of pushing things until they can declare martial law?

this was WAY funnier in my head

(please note that I have NOT watched Breaking Bad)

alex hirsch truly is like. the guy ever. he created one of if not the most renowned and successful disney tva shows. he clowns on said network. he won his high school’s bird calling contest. he hates trump and is always advocating for people to vote. also prank calls republican/maga hotlines and was on the washington post for such. he voices half the cast of his own show and does a deranged mickey mouse voice he uses for like two separate shows. he owns a giant taxidermy buffalo. he and his sister were on an international improv team in high school. disney censored practically all queer themes in his show and now he has a nyt best seller (and created the website plus recent interviews ect ect) that imply there was something going on between that fuck ass triangle and ford. a straight man creating good old man yaoi. creates the craziest rabbit holes to send the fandom down probably primarily fueled by adhd and coffee. he probably has his flannel sewn to his body atp and has thousands of sticky hands on the wall in his house. i could go on but he’s just truly such a interesting guy

I’m so sorry you had to draw jingle-bells 😔

Played mouthwashing...liked it a lot....

Yo I hate these evil ass dreams bro💀 super confusing Groundhog Day style death loop thing every time i “woke up” and it always leaves me super confused when I actually wake up. Also at some point I woke up at like 3 am and reflexively kicked the wall super fucking hard and now my foot hurts 🥲

Check out the new banner image!!! Made by my friend Bella based off the designs on my jacket <3

Posting image here too so u can see the full version

I’m so happy rn

Idk what her tumblr account is but here’s her Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/froggy_champ?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!