IVE BEEN CRYING FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES HOW TF DID HITLER 2 WIN BRO

I’m not normal about them. SHE THINKS OF THEM AS DADS IM CRYING THATS SO CUTEEEE.

incredible find

favorite pokemon

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

Be Safe Out There

People are going to be protesting in every state today. I hope you all are safe and successful. I wanted to go to my state capitol myself but I wasn't able to arrange a carpool with it being so short notice. However, I'll still be going to Midland, MI to protest later today. I'll be handing out three signs and an un-cut stencil there.

Don't forget to fly your flags upside-down, boys and girls and non-binary types. Stay safe, and fuck Trump & Co!

Ive personally managed to so somehow reach some kind of grand apotheosis of acceptance that the world is actively ending while we speak, and in a sense it always has been. I get to watch it all end so very slowly and I am at peace with that.

I just spent like... three hours just building a vault in Fallout.

The children don't just yearn for the mines, they yearn for civil engineering

"if America hasn't broken your heart, you don't love her enough."

go ON, Senator Booker

"I need a gun"

-Geminitay

She does

My takeaway from the court case is that Bdubs would absolutely use the microsoft teams shark stickers