Oh, Ladies And Gentlemen The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For In This Corner, Weighing 135 Pounds

Joan Brull i Vinyoles, "Paisatge amb figures"

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by American cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

weirdly specific vocab

天変地異（てんぺんちい） = natural disaster

相対性（そうたいせい）理論（りろん） = theory of relativity

絵空事（えそらごと） = fabrication, pipe dream

絶滅危惧種（ぜつめつきぐしゅ） = endangered species

茶番（ちゃばん） = farce, charade

圧勝（あっしょう） = overwhelming victory, landslide victory

三羽烏（さんばがらす） = distinguished trio, triumvirate (lit. “three crows”)

慣れ親しむ（なれしたしむ） = to get to know and love

区切り（くぎり） = stopping point; milestone

痛風（つうふう） = gout

me on a random tuesday after bawling my eyes out

girls will journal for their mental health and then write the most unhinged insane shit in there

do y’all like the scary bitches on here cause I made some more blinkies teehee

i think every movie should have a guy fucking his dead bestie’s fresh gravesite. i’m a romantic like that.