Has Anyone Else Noticed That Traits People Associate With Shaggy Smoking Weed Could Easily Be Explained

Face painted Matthew is a concept so dear to me I cherish him so much

omfg this man makes me fucking feral there’s something about the first image that makes me want to scream😮‍💨🤭

AARON HOTCHNER AND SPENCER REID

going through some more drafts and i need to word vomit about beefy!bucky because i’ve rediscovered him and good god im a whore

anyways, this man is huge. like huge. in my mind beefy!bucky is like 6’5 and 280 pounds of pure muscle and he knows exactly what he does to you and that man is nothing but a tease.

especially if he’s your roommate and you’ve only ever crossed that bridge when you’re drunk and a little too giggly and you end up in his bed where his hips meet yours over and over again. whispering “taking me like such a good girl.” and “that’s it sweetheart, you look so pretty under me little one.” or “shh, you can take me. i know you can sweetheart.” and his movements are a little sloppy because he’s drunk and maybe he’s slurring his words just a little bit and his eyelids are heavier than normal as he watches himself slide in and out of you with blown pupils.

which means he always knows how to rile you up and he does so without fail. maybe this is when he presses you up against the counter and he is so much bigger than you it makes you shiver when he whispers “i could bend you over this counter right now and i bet you wouldn’t even try to stop me, little girl.”

or when you’re not getting your way, especially in the bedroom, and he just sits back relaxed and looks at you “if you want it so bad then come and get it, sweetheart. it’s all yours after all.” and his favourite way to tease you is to watch himself slide in and out, admiring the way your tummy bulges with him inside muttering “gonna fuck a baby into this belly. fill you up so you’re mine forever.”

Art Credit to Bill Sienkiewicz

You cannot escape me @unidentifiablesubject 😈

the other one

Just third degree yearns for all my fictional husbands.

i not only WANT this but also NEED it 😌

mgg literally kisses like he wants to devour your soul and i’m here for it

IM FUCKING DEAD💀💀

(give me that fucking arm😮‍💨)

I am not well (taken tonight in NYC)

This is fine, I’m fine 🙂

Casual even

Whole Cake Island Zoro AU or that scene in Red White and Royal Blue but it's Zosan