Danny, talking to Batman as Phantom: Trust me, I'm the least of your worries when it comes to my fraid in Gotham.
Bruce, narrowing his eyes while trying to figure out the threat: How so?
Danny: My sister is a huge fan of Har-sorry-Dr. Quinn's works and is inspired to go down a path as her as a psychologist. She's also one bad thing away from happening from also following down her path as a mad doctor.
Danny: My parents believe that you, your sidekicks, and your rogue gallery are all ghosts of some kind and want to capture you for experiments or tear you apart. And trust me, it is not fun.
Bruce, now worried: Wait-
Danny, still going: One of my friends is obsessed with plants and justice for the ecosystem. And when she got possesed by Undergrowth, she gained some powers to back it up. She also looks up to Poison Ivy and would definitely join her at the drop of the hat if she was asked. That, and Gotham is pretty much heaven on Earth for her. It had goth in the name!
Danny: My other friend is obsessed with technology and Oracle. He compliments your passwords and firewalls frequently. Calls them an exercise to make sure he hasn't lost his touch.
Bruce: Hang on-
Danny: But don't get me started on Wayne Industries. If he was here, he would've broken in and stolen all the tech for himself.
Danny: Dani might not stay long, but even if she did, she will cause trouble. Whether it's a few fights or a bit of graffiti, she will do something. Especially if you tell her not to.
Danny: And Dan? Well, I know how that will go, and it won't be a good thing if he's messed with.
Bruce:.....
Danny:.....
Bruce: And....and you?
Danny: Oh, I don't really care for Gotham. The skies are full of smog that you can't see the stars at night, and I hate clowns. The only reason I'm here is because Gotham University has all the classes I wanna take.
Bruce:.....I see.
doodle
I forgot a bunch so here's a part 2! As always please reblog for a wider range of answers
Doorman: Things to NOT say to your doorman who just came out: Mclooy: I'm gayer Doorman: It's not a competition. Arnold: A little on the nose to do it during pride month, no? Doorman: Yeah well I only found out a week ago, sorry for being gay during pride month. Selenne: In that outfit? Doorman: I only own these clothes. I'm sorry they aren't fabulous enough. Alf: I knew the second you told me you were gay! Doorman: ...yeah no shit Sherlock. Nacha: So what's next for Miss New Lesbian? Doorman: Miss New Lesbian needs a break please do not rush me. Chester: I already knew. I've been stalking you. Doorman:...what? Do you live here? Angus: Would you like to go on record saying that for my company's diversity initave? Doorman: Come on. Why. Francis: ...I didn't ask? Doorman: I have chosen you as my infodump person.
i’m not the first to make this crossover, but it’s too good to resist <3
bonus farcille:
thank you so much for the overwhelming positive response to my dungeon meshi x moomin art! ;w; 💕 i decided to do some extra doodles based on some of your comments ^^
it’s what tove jansson would’ve wanted i believe
the last one is a spoiler for ep 17 so i’ll put it under the readmore just in case:
Lucas and Clancy number 3 ( first kiss)
3. First kiss
Is there anything more romantic then kissing the dude you just tortured???
THE DUKE resident evil village, 2021