A Funny Little Gooper Of DEATH!!!!!

a very funny fella

do you think nicola will be angry if she discovers that my- i mean a friends worms ate a lot of her skin?

trying to explain to some poor innocent soul the difference between jonathan "jonny" sims (the real person), jonathan "jon" sims (the archivist), and jonny d'ville (the mechanism) and they just keep crying and begging me to stop but they need to know. I have to tell them

real. like huh??? guh??? whuh??? dosnt makensense!!

As someone who wad always told I lives "In my own world", I wonder if everyone meant it had a compliment or an insult

day 313

this is their dynamic. to me.

give me a bite

started my period its time for huge burger

After mistakenly transfering to a high school for monsters, you try to tell them that you’re just a regular human. However, because of bizarre coincidences creating apparently inexplicable situations, the school population and teachers come to believe you’re actually an Eldritch Abomination

it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london

anyways i think i can be trusted with an axe and should be given one for free

hi guys

kicking off the new year with a BIG oc post on my other account. go follow it yoi huys

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH SPICEPOSTING!!!! BOOM!!!! finally dumping off the general details about like my mascot oc or whatever.

WRITTEN LORE N STUFF UNDER THE CUT!!!!!!!!!!