CLAIM YOUR BADGE PEOPLE

Honestly never thought the day would come when I'd love myself but huh. Look at that. Character growth.

Gevanni: You have any plans for tonight?

SPK coworker: Home, TV…

Gevanni: Well… Have fun

SPK coworker: You too *walks away*

Near: You’re gonna die alone

Be the Essence of Chaos~

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Light Yagami is so unintentionally funny like yeah sure L was witty but that was intentional and will never top Light simultaneously taking himself super seriously and doing the most laughably ironic things with zero self-insight 

Remember that time Light got so offended that Lind L. Tailor called him a murderer that he straight up murdered him on live tv?

And then accused Misa of tarnishing Kira’s name because she killed someone who disagreed with Kira on live tv?

Remember when Ryuk was like “then you’d be the only evil person left” and Light was like “nah bc I’m like, a really good student. If you get an A on your paper it actually stands for ‘Allowed to murder people just because you feel like it’ so I’m all good actually.”

「Sense of self」 — Who are you, actually?

Isn’t this basically how all fanfiction plotting turns out? XD

14 chapters (???) of chaotic worldbuilding/plotting later, and my brain has decided I want to fit intergalactic space travel into this damn kinda-a-prison-au fic. Where? I'm not sure. Will I fit it in? Damn right I will, as a treat.

Biblically accurate kira