Hello I Am Also Requesting Icarus!near & Sayu With Laughter As A Prompt Please & Thank You :)

my favorite Nate-doesn’t-give-a-fuck moments:

“If we’re wrong, we just have to say ‘sorry’“

when he wants to make sure Mello didn’t just steer L/Kira into the SPK headquarters, so he calls to see if Light picks up and then says “wrong number” and hangs up like are u serious

Light: oh no, you have to leave your hideout before the mob kills you 😈 Near: you would say that, Kira 😒

when Aizawa gives him information and his response is basically “k thnx bye” and Aizawa gets offended and he’s like “whaaaaat. I said thanks.”

I love this little brat so much

I agree that those numbers don’t really fit.

I just feel like if those weight to height ratios are like that for anime in general, then there has to be more than simply culture that makes all those authors believe that those numbers make sense…

What the FUCK is up with the DN wiki's take on the characters' weights??? There ain't no fuckin way L is 110 lbs at 5'11. That's a BMI of 15 (way way way below healthy). He'd look like Eugenia Cooney.

For context I'm 5'1 and when I weighed 100 lbs I was a 00 in pants size! I was so small I struggled to find clothes small enough for me (granted I live in America).

Like realistically for his size he's probably roughly 130 lbs (which is still close to underweight for his height). Where the hell did they get 110 lbs??

And all the tall characters are like this. Light is 119 and Lidner is 115 when realistically they should be like 140. Lidner is thin but she is a bodyguard so she should have muscle which weighs more than fat so she might actually be a little more than that.

There's no way I'm overthinking this like it's just not possible people who are nearly 6 ft tall are under 130 without looking deadly thin.

DEATH NOTE ⚔

if u told me marichat would be canon at some point during the show 10 year old me would explode

It's just a never ending cycle of "I want to write" "about what?" "Idk but I want to write" "But about WHAT?" "IDK BUT I WANT TO WRITE" "BUT ABOUT WH-"

And then I never fucking write anything.

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

“Will I beat Kira?”

I decided to do a tarot card reading to help me with this. The question I actually asked was: Could you tell me which cards I should use for Near’s reading of “Will I beat Kira”?

The cards I got are so perfect, I honestly can’t believe how good it turned out!

See the reading below the cut

Heart of the Matter: Page of Pentacles

Challenge: Knight of Pentacles

Unconscious: Ten of Wands

Past: Five of Swords Reversed

Conscious: Seven of Pentacles

Future: Five of Cups Reversed

Querent: Four of Cups Reversed

Environment: Queen of Pentacles Reversed

Hopes and Fears: Ten of Pentacles

Outcome: Six of Cups

Literature references in Tokyo Ghoul & Tokyo Ghoul:re

Authors referenced include;

Franz Kafka - Metamorphosis and Crossbreed

Osuma Dazai - Setting Sun

Hermann Hesse - Demian

Hakushuu Kitahara - Black Sheep & Ode to an Old Ainu & Blue Dragonfly

Nankichi Niimi - Gon, the Little Fox

C. S. Lewis - The Screwtape Letters

Ernest Hemmingway - The Old Man and the Sea

If I missed anything, please feel free to add!

Thanks to kanekuinke for pointing out the The Old Man and the Sea.

Thanks to makyun for pointing out Blue Dragonfly.

And thanks to saezutte who pointed out I spelled Dazai wrong in the freaking headers (－‸ლ) (I got it right in other places. I’m dyslexic).

Just a warning - this is a looong post.

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au where L and Light fall in love during the yotsuba arc ............... i think its a crazy interesting concept