What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day
Zim episode where Zim and Dib are assigned to debate a topic. The topic is if aliens are real. Dib has to argue against it and Zim has to argue in favor.
I’ve seen Sayu Is Kira AU and Sayu Helps Light Be Kira AU but what about Sayu Stops Light Before He Becomes Kira AU??
And Light will expend all his genius brain energy trying to come up with a logical explanation.
Its too bad for him that Sayu is the one person that truly understands how his mind works and knows exactly how to throw him off his game.
Au where Sayu gets the Death Note but instead of becoming Kira, she just becomes best friends with Ryuk
They have fun playing dance dance revolution and messing with people by having Sayu pretend to be a psychic while Ryuk throws stuff around
Dipper could do nothing but continue to live on, as one by one, the ones she cared about left her.
my favorite Nate-doesn’t-give-a-fuck moments:
“If we’re wrong, we just have to say ‘sorry’“
when he wants to make sure Mello didn’t just steer L/Kira into the SPK headquarters, so he calls to see if Light picks up and then says “wrong number” and hangs up like are u serious
Light: oh no, you have to leave your hideout before the mob kills you 😈 Near: you would say that, Kira 😒
when Aizawa gives him information and his response is basically “k thnx bye” and Aizawa gets offended and he’s like “whaaaaat. I said thanks.”
I love this little brat so much
Based on the phone call from episode 30 while taking some info liberties (Near merely asks the Japanese Task Force to call him if L #2 was ever suspected; not confirmed yet; and once Near brings it up, we hear Aizawa’s doubts). And I know that it was bias that ultimately killed L, but bias can lead to stupidity~. And I like the idea of Near just being done with the Japanese Task Force’s incompetence (which he is but is still milking them for use). So, maybe this happens underneath that cool exterior? In the manga, he’s much more smiley and beautifully troll-ish over the phone~.