(The audio was edited, in case it's not clear)
Someone was conspiring against her.
There couldn’t be any other explanation for this, Temari thought. Some higher up wanted to mess with her for some reason she didn't understand and that was the only reason why Nara Shikamaru was the one escorting her through the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
That lazy, plain girl who somehow managed to completely humiliate her during the Chunin Exams. That girl with the spiky ponytail who was somehow promoted to chunin, only to later cry in the hospital right where anyone could have easily seen her, all because that friend of hers got hurt the first time she had led a mission.
How shameless.
How pathetic.
Someone who didn’t know to keep such vulnerable emotions to herself didn’t deserve to be called a ninja let alone a chunin.
Temari didn’t want to be there. She certainly didn’t want to be put on the sidelines as that very same friend her pathetic escort cried for took all of her very limited attention. Why was he even with them? He had no business being there.
Temari was there as an ambassador from Suna, tasked with soothing and strengthening her village’s relations with their allied Nation; the Village Hidden in the Leaves, or as the people who lived there liked to call it, Konoha.
Shikamaru, that lazy ass girl, was supposed to be keeping an eye on her and making her feel welcome. So why the hell was she ignoring her?! And all in favour of a boy whose only ability seems to be eating his weight in food, of all people!
Of course I support this! <3
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
*Medical Herb *Kitchen Herb *Masculine
Folk Names: Elf leaf, Nard, Nardus, Spike
Plant: Mercury
Element: Air, Water
Deities: Circe, Brighid, Hecate, Cernunnos
Abilities: Love, Protection, Sleep, Chastity, Longevity, Purification, Happiness, Peace, Intuition, and Awareness
Characteristics: The evergreen leaves can be bluish in color and grow from 1 to 1 ¾ inches long. The flowers bloom on 1 ½ - 2 ½ inch spikes. Requires full sun exposure and excellent soil drainage. Scent has a relaxing and uplifting aroma
Easy to plant or grow?: Yes. How to Plant Lavender
History: Earliest recording of the usage of lavender was by Roman soldiers who used the plant as a perfume for their bathwater and to cleanse their clothing. Its name derives from the Latin word lavare which translates “to wash”. The English variation of lavender is used in cooking and have a sweet scent and taste. Sprigs of lavender were given to women in labor in order to ease the pain.
Magical Usage:
Can be used in edibles, elixirs and charms
Brings calmness and peace to your mind, home and body
Resonates with the crown chakra so it is good for spiritual attunement
Its energy lends focus to herbal mixtures for love, protection, peace and purification
Dried flowers burned in an incense is good for home welcoming and blessing those who enter the home
Using its oil form can amplify its abilities
Dried lavender in your pillow can help promote pleasant dreams
Putting sprinkles of lavender into a glass with cold water and placing that under one’s pillow can create peace and banish night terrors and bad dreams
Clothing with the essence of lavender or the flowers in the pockets is good for love attraction
If applied in some healing mixtures, it will allow the ability to see ghosts
Medical Usage:
Calms anxiety
Promotes restful sleep
Relieves headaches
Repels insects
if i finish even half of the stuff i'm meant to finish before the end of kinktober you guys are going to be so sick of me you'll be ready to cartoon strangle me. the good news is that i'm VERY bad at finishing things so probably i'm safe
"can you write?" I can certainly put words next to each other
The only sympathy I have for the "L needs eyebrows" gang is the fic writers trying to describe his facial expressions without them, because dang that shit does get rough
Yes
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