Happy Easter! 🐰🐣✨

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

@thebeardedladyofthelake this au just became 10 times more hilarious thanks to you XD

Au where Sayu gets the Death Note but instead of becoming Kira, she just becomes best friends with Ryuk

They have fun playing dance dance revolution and messing with people by having Sayu pretend to be a psychic while Ryuk throws stuff around

24/08 happy birthday 🧩

pirates never been so silly

Death Note from the perspective of Aizawa or Matsuda would be hilarious in wildly different ways

death note would be so funny from the perspective of the regular guys on the task force because you meet the worlds greatest detective and he's immediately like 'yeah it was taylor swift and the boss's son with the evil notebook. moving on..."

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the picrew i got tagged on was getting too long, so i’m starting a new chain! thanks @youcouldsayimalesbian ily

tagging @falling-chandeliers, @azula-sapicc-bangs, @yues-girlfriend @sifu-sugarqueen, @mais-murder-squad, @flerkenkiddingme, @nyanbinarykyoshi, @bi-turtleduck, @sukka-propaganda, @panini-the-bird-killer, and anybody else who wants to do it!

Behold! This extremely messy sketch of Near!

misa has a boyfriend

FACTS

Sidoh, a shinigami, comes to the human realm to get his notebook back

The notebook is in the hands of the mafia, led by Mello, so Sidoh establishes contact with them

After an undetermined amount of time (but that couldn't be longer than some minutes) Sidoh is shown eating chocolate

PREMISE

Mello would not have given Sidoh the chocolate he was eating, seeing as if anyone touched it Mello would probably kill them in an unhinged laughing rampage of violence

We also know he didn't do that because Mello is still showing the same bar of chocolate as before

The rest of the mafia wouldn't be insane enough to give one of Mello's chocolate bars to a shinigami without consent, and they have no reason to have any chocolate bars themselves

CONCLUSION

Mello himself took the time to open his Chocolate Vault™ and get one of his spare bars to give to Sidoh

He just needed him to know what chocolate tasted like ASAP i guess

That is all