Who The Fuck Made This

I don't think I want to see him at full power either. But sadly, someone had the bright idea to give us Disbelief Papyrus. But even then, his sprite doesn't move all that much. Even the fan fight sprites move a good bit. This was either laziness, wanting to keep the original charm, or simply the creator's subliminal way of communicating the hidden message to us that Papyrus is basically god-tier.

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

I was literally the first one to reply and then two people agreed so the poster was like "aight, it's official"

WHY DID PEOPLE AGREE

Marx, to Magolor: Where were you? You were gone for 3 hours. I know because I sang ‘This Is How We Do It’ 143 times.

no wait, better idea

Salsor's nickname is "Polar Bear"

Y/n calls Skrael "Wendigo"

because I mean, look at that skull on his cloak. Totally looks like a wendigo head.

Okay so. If (Y/n)'s Nickname is North star. What do you think Salsor's and Lumi's nicknames would be?. Lumi's could be: little snow flake or something. Tell me what you think the nicknames would be, if you want

what if kirby have a facebook

YEET

ok so, susie and fran are adults. they’re probably already at the max size their species reach. ado, a human, is only like, 12, and is already towering over both of them. 

I cannot stress how much of an ABSOLUTE unit adeleine is going to be grown up.

i actually feel like daroach doesn't pull pranks on the children because that's not in his moral code. however, marx has no such ethical qualms. in this essay i will -

op where’s the rest of the essay

oUCH

…are you ACTUALLY SHITTING ME

just had to thwack ‘em with my parasol one more time smh