Can’t Believe I Haven’t Posted My GK Gijinka Yet. Oh Wait, Yes I Can.

If the red string of fate is a fruit rollup, I'm recreating the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

the red string of fate

5A period, honey .

@divinelowblood

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

BEST RESPONSE I COULD'VE RECEIVED, I'M DYING FROM THAT DIALOGUE- 🤣

Ooh, I got one for that fake title thing. "Reach".

What I would write to go with it:

Fluff; Zoe’s can’t reach the top shelf. Douxie helps her but never lets her live it down. In which Zoe gets revenge on the wizard for constantly using his height against her.

Dialogue:

“How’s the weather down there?”

“I hope the ceiling fan hits you on the way out.”

"Utahraptor is better. Fight me."

So uh what's your favorite dinosaur

it is law

oUCH

…are you ACTUALLY SHITTING ME

just had to thwack ‘em with my parasol one more time smh

adventure of dad

"Cette baise stupide."

Enough said, use Google translate.

no language should be mocked other than french

I don't think I want to see him at full power either. But sadly, someone had the bright idea to give us Disbelief Papyrus. But even then, his sprite doesn't move all that much. Even the fan fight sprites move a good bit. This was either laziness, wanting to keep the original charm, or simply the creator's subliminal way of communicating the hidden message to us that Papyrus is basically god-tier.

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

someone needs to animate this

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