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This was probably dramatically amazing thing I saw on the internet today.

this is fucking beautiful

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

{Yokune Ruko is confirmed to be 90% male.}

{Probably gonna call Ruko a "he" from now on. Please don't correct me.}

{Happy Cinco de Mayo and have a good night.}

these three videos happen in the same apartment building

lifehacks from the greatest

ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent:

bought a really nice looking fountain pen

that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard

this hero 901 cost me $3 on ebay and i don’t know why people assume that this is a pen for intelligent people but they do

it works better when i am using a nice notebook and not the avengers notebook that makes it look like the hulk is grabbing my sweet pen

i write in code which for some reason leads everyone to assume that i am some kind of da vinci motherfucker, instead of the reality, which is that i am writing about dicks and don’t want anyone to know

it looks like i am constantly taking notes on everything which is both intimidating and inaccurate, just the way i like it

i bought a usb clicker/laser pointer for $11 and now it seems like i’ve got this shit on lock, like i am so pro at giving presentations i even own accessories

holding a clicker makes you seem at least 10% more like you know what you’re talking about i’m pretty sure

i check the weekly freebies on creativemarket every monday so now i have a huge folder of pro-looking website themes and powerpoint templates and fill-in-the-blank resumes (also a lot of autumnal clipart and watercolor flowers and script fonts but that is less relevant)

i bought a ceramic coffee mug at world market years ago and it makes me look like a productive coffee-drinker because no one knows it’s full of hot cocoa

i don’t know why drinking coffee makes you look busy it just does even though i’m pretty sure it statistically reduces productivity

bonus: not only does no one know i’m just drinking Depression Chocolate but they think i am being Environmentally Conscious rather than Poor As Shit

extra bonus: i can take a sip whenever it looks like someone is going to ask a question and then they ask someone else

i almost never have to answer questions and i leave the room a lot because i have to pee constantly so double extra bonus

“That’s a very good question, and one that deserves an in-depth answer, so if you’d like to leave me your card I’d be happy to discuss it with you later one-on-one” aka “how DARE you suggest i waste everyone’s time answering this question right now” aka “lmfao i have no fucking clue what you just said please let me secretly google that okay”

bonus: now it seems like you are a sophisticated grownup who assumes everyone has A Card and if they have to settle for writing their email on a scrap of paper you can feel smug about it even though in your heart you know that you are no better

i’ve got anxiety and poor impulse control and anxiety about my poor impulse control so i generally say jack shit about shit and this constant silence is often misinterpreted as aloof observation

no one knows that my air of mystery is actually a bad case of the shy and i am too shy to correct them so it works out

when i’m on my laptop and i don’t want anyone to notice how much i’m dicking around i turn the brightness way down so they can’t snoop without being obvious

at least one window of notepad++ with some random html page or css stylesheet in it makes randos assume you are some kind of genius doing some genius shit, unless they are CS major randos, in which case i guess find an intimidating looking excel spreadsheet and hope for the best

sweet

Ay yo, you mind if I compose a theme for the Warmer Winter AU?

Go right ahaed

also dedede has adhd. it might be me projecting onto a comfort character but. fuckit. adhddd.

ADHDDD................ I BIG LOVE THAT

bro projecting onto ccs is so fucking valid...... i share the same hc!!! i’m not adhd myself but i’m autistic and we’re solidarity so!!!!!!!!

i was paid to draw kirby looking at fruit, pls enjoy

One of the ones me and my friends play is called "Fish Fry" which is basically the more intense form of Two Truths and a Lie. You tell three crazy stories about things that happened to you in your life that your friends or other players have never heard you talk about, and then have them guess which is a tall tale.

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea so much

some ideas for more time-oriented hats

since hatty time has remarkably few time-based abilities, i've been envisioning my own

Tangent Hat: A mobile checkpoint. When equipped, the Tangent Hat drops a marker at your exact location. You can then rewind time to the exact moment you equipped the hat, regaining any health you lost along the way and resetting things to the way they were. The marker disappears when you change hats, so be careful!

Revisionist Hat: When triggered, this hat transports you to an empty version of the current environment, set sometime in the past. From here you can interact with the environment in certain ways, "revising" the scene in the present.

Simulator Hat: Look forward in time. When activated, this hat places you in a mental simulation of the current level for up to two minutes, allowing you to "rehearse" a difficult section without consequences. The level cannot be completed this way, though; if the end is reached before the simulation expires, you'll still have to do it again for real.