Y'all Really Just Took That Theory And Ran With It, Huh

@divinelowblood here it is, Crackerjacks, your spirit animal but it's a Tumblr post

this is it. my magnum opus

tfw you and your 734868324687 siblings get dumped in the Death Pit for punishment while dad throws a rave upstairs

Actually, he walked in on Beta being modified using the pieces of their other "siblings" that were scrapped for being hindrances to Eggman.

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

alpha and omega

[speedpaint here]

I have some bath bombs I could donate to the cause!

My plans for tomorrow are sitting in the bathtub and crying for three hours and then eating hotdogs with barbecue sauce and sweet relish.

The angel on my shoulder judging everyone and everything, including my life choices:

The devil on my other shoulder regretting my life choices for me:

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

oUCH

…are you ACTUALLY SHITTING ME

just had to thwack ‘em with my parasol one more time smh

no wait, better idea

Salsor's nickname is "Polar Bear"

Y/n calls Skrael "Wendigo"

because I mean, look at that skull on his cloak. Totally looks like a wendigo head.

Okay so. If (Y/n)'s Nickname is North star. What do you think Salsor's and Lumi's nicknames would be?. Lumi's could be: little snow flake or something. Tell me what you think the nicknames would be, if you want

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖓

The allure of the Moon has a place in our hearts, and whilst it remains a mystery to us, something we know and something we feel is the strong magick and connection that surrounds it. The Moon affects the oceans of the earth and the cycles of nature. Animals of all kinds are more active during the full moon, weather is more intense during new moons, human pregnancy incubation is calculated by lunar cycles…

The moon has many appearances in folklore, and it plays a very profound role in witchcraft and spell casting, for the subconscious mind is ruled by the Moon. And by becoming acquainted with all the phases of the Moon and it’s many faces, and how to apply them into your magickal practice, its energy will guide you to a deeper connection with nature and magick all around you. Your life could be transformed by working with the different energies of the Moon.

When casting spells you are working with the subconscious mind, the elements, and a higher energy. The Moon is accessed and its transformational powers utilised. So it is always a good idea (with any form of spell casting, working with the moon or not) to make sure you are in a calm and focused state of mind before you begin, and you can do this in many ways, like using meditation. If you are patient, waiting for the correct phase of the Moon, you will enhance the results of your spell casting, and any magickal activity.

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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔓𝔥𝔞𝔰𝔢𝔰

🍁Waxing crescent: motivation, attraction, success.

🍁First quarter: creativity, divination, calming.

🍁Waxing gibbous: refine, observe, good health.

🍁Full moon: charging, cleansing, power, clarity, healing, reflection.

🍁Waning gibbous: undoing bindings, undoing curses, introspect.

🍁Third quarter: banishing, breaking negative habits, breaking curses.

🍁Waning crescent: balance, success, wisdom.

🍁New moon: new beginnings, cleansing, clarity, reflection, fresh start.

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I was literally the first one to reply and then two people agreed so the poster was like "aight, it's official"

WHY DID PEOPLE AGREE