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Tales From Scorchwater Valley - The Rhino and the Redbill (Animated Pilot)

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Totally Not a Fake Spoiler ep. 1

Scanlan Shorthalt, the gnomish bard, is an assumed identity. He's secretly been a tortle artificer monk multiclasser in disguise.

Thank you @tommychecks and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

Totally Not a Fake Spoiler ep. 1

Scanlan Shorthalt, the gnomish bard, is an assumed identity. He's secretly been a tortle artificer monk multiclasser in disguise.

THANK YOU! I'll make my own version of this same post at a later date when the time is right imma share this now. Because someone needs to say it!!

STOP COMPARING LILY ORCHARD TO DOUG WALKER!

ONE IS SOMEONE WHO GIVES DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM WHO HAS NO FAIGHT IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL AND WOULD ACTIVELY LIE ABOUT IT TO THE POINT FOR CHEERING THE ABUSER WHILE ONE IS IGNORANT, BUT GIVES A SAFE REVIEW!

My Mean-spirited Anti-parody

Had an idea today that I don't think I'll ever make it might be a fun occasion series.You know that youtube channel 'How it Should of Ended'? Web animated parodies that about exactly what it says on the tin? My idea is sort of the opposite of that. Movie parodies that deliberately respond to often critiqued or parodied movie scenes, plot points, or plot holes, showing how the story would be actually worse if they did exactly what we said they should have done.

For example, Glynda just tells Dorothy that the shoes can take her home the moment she gets them. She never actually learns that "there's no place like home" and then lives the rest of her life regretting coming back, wanting to return this fantastic world she didn't get to see, and ends up in a psychward after attempting to run into the next tornado to hit her farm.

Indiana Jones doesn't actually have to retrieve the Ark of the Covenant because it kills the Nazis after they try to use it? Alright, let's see the movie where he just sits around waiting for that to happen, then it does, and he brings it back to America without any issue. Marion's dead because they killed her for the medallion, but who cares? I got the magic god box.That sounds like a way better movie, right?

The fellowship takes the eagles to mordor. Not even a third of the way there, the ring corrupts the eagles, and they successfully destroy all the kingdoms. Because they're gods that we all mistook for a taxi service.

Give me enough time, I bet I could come up with a reason why fixing the ending of Grease would be actually way worse.

I am watching Netflix's Pluto. I'll make a formal post later, there is too much to say, so I'll just do some nerd gushing for a moment.

I am watching Dr. Eggman and Goliath have a conversation.

(Closes my eyes and shutters with joy)

We're saved! We're saved! Sa-aved! Sa-ved! Sa-aved!