Sakura Au ! Samurai Universe

"The Birth of Naruto Uzumaki" by Masashi Kishimoto

Minato really said "babe let's be spontaneous"

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

He be talking

Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds

Pt 1- polished version of kakashis pov to I can’t fix you. ILL MAKE OBITOS SOON I PROMISE

I love the headcanon you made where Karin said that anyone that has a Sharingan needs glasses cuz they absolutely do! Now I’m imagining Mikoto, Shisui, Fugaku having glasses too, and Izumi.

Because if you really think about it, it makes a ton of sense!

it makes me chuckle whenever i see people liking my little headcanon, idk if someone had thought about it before but it makes me smile bc it made me so tired to see people bashing on sakura for Sarada's glasses.

It's the Uchiha side, everyone.

A preview of my contribution to the sibzine! Of course I had to draw the Sand Sibs 

scars

uchiha madara’s A+ parenting

obito: and thats why i stole his gunbai fan