Spiderlillies03 - Procrastination Station

Artist: 푸른 happensweater

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Gimme all the Mouthwashing content you have

Itachiiii meowwwwwweeehehehh

Circe (wolfythewitch design) and some fuckass lil evil guy🫩

Context is that me and my friend are absolute gooners for Circe but im also a gooner for Smoked Cheese Cookie so I just....drawn them together....idk

uncle sukuna everyone is bullying me on fortnite please can you play for a bit

Genuinely don't understand why Rin is considered the token Normal Girl of Team Minato. She does literally only two (2) things in all of canon and they are:

Number one, going "say less" when obito asks her to perform an unprecedented medical operation and pop his eyeball into their teammate's freshly-gouged eye socket while behind enemy lines in a cave that is ACTIVELY collapsing.

And number two, altering the trajectory of the ninja world by killing herself in the cuntiest manner imaginable.

How - how do you look at that and decide wow, this girl is so free of Disorders and Demons?

Pastor: when going through times of trouble, do you blame god?

Me:

rough animatic. crawling back to you