I'm starting to feel like the reason why so many people on Tumblr have such a high Shot Dog Response to everything they see is because they're trying to fit a nuanced worldview into an all-or-nothing brain, like shoving to a square peg into a round hole.
So while they understand that the "all X is Y" world view they've been taught is wrong, the concept of "not all X is always Y" is far too complex for their little brain, so it gets simplified into "no X is ever Y", and that's the stance that they are going to defend to death from now on.
Like they'll scroll through tumblr and see someone's post that's like "the bus driver that drives my route every morning has shaved his big moustache so for a second I didn't recognise him" and the thought process going on in their little brain is
Bus driver=he? He/him=male pronouns. All bus drivers ≠ male.
And the outraged reply they jump to is "how dare you assume that your bus driver was male just because they had a moustache, maybe they are nonbinary, nonbinary people can have a moustache without you assuming that they're male."
Myomorph Physiology and Astral Plane Lordship. So the ability to turn into a mouse and having control over the Astral Plane...hmmm....
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Boutta go find out the answer to life wish me luck
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
Actually got me to laugh, absolutely smashing!
they’re communicating
hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people
silly old man can't find his glasses🫣
You don’t need to specify that a pirate is feral – pirates are feral by definition. If it’s domesticated it’s a privateer.
All the latest art people have been making from this event are spectacular!
When you receive a Letter written in a Beautiful handwriting from you blind brother
Mermaid farmer Blueberry ft. Sebastian
Yo yo yo, I'm Zibby! 20 y/o, absolute nerd, she/her but you can change it for a joke ~-~ PFP by @ceilingstars
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