Take It.

tumblr bitch: liking the stanley parable makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

stanley: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know stanley, i know

narry: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW NARRY STANLEY AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

narry: youre so boring **narrates a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

stanley: **parable**

GET YO ASS UP MF ITS TIME FOR CRIME BABYY

Oh boy

hey guys there's this really cute personality quiz here and i think it'd be a fun chain game :)

@kadethecat @biocrafthero @littlest-bugz @the-hydra-sys @anyone else who sees this!!

Ladies and gentlemen, the incredibles

Art credit to @things1do and @squuote

Me being the inconsistent worm that I am

spitting recruitment

Omg its him (wtf is this pleas mister fish tell me)

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

I FOUND YOUR ACCOUT HAHA /not trying to be creepy I swear you just showed up on my dashboard randomly

hello!

HAII i didnt see this and also its nit creepy its nice ti see you found me