I Follow So Many Gimmick Blogs. I See A Blog That Posts Random Fish Under Posts. Follow. I See A Blog

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

listen

nothings really all that real. like time is split into 12s and 60s because of sumerians and babylonians. the ideal ratio of oxygen to carbon dioxide is based on what it was when our specific shape of stupid meatsack evolved and thus what were adapted to. we make noises into our electronic boxes all day and they get turned into and exist as 1s and 0s on a server somewhere until someone else asks the server to show it to them at which point they're converted back into something people can read. or maybe they can't read it so they send it to another server that changes it from one human language to another and then shows the translated version, represented by a different sequence of 1s and 0s, to them. sometimes a lightbulb burns out because too much charge ran through it. your walls might have asbestos on them because it was a really pretty green and they didnt know it was toxic yet. you can actually buy peppermint bark at any time of year, its just harder to find them in spring. people do yoga with goats. pomeranians and great danes are the same species. you can usually extract an image from a webpage by going through devtools, which i only learned how to do because i wanted to see someones discord profile in higher definition. you can go to a pharmacy and get hair dye, ibuprofen, nail polish, and a candy bar in the same trip.

seriously this existence is completely arbitrary and mostly artificial and we should all just chill the fuck out. i advocate being nice to each other because nothing really matters so why make things worse?

bored poll time!

feel free to elaborate on what shade in tags if you want because tumblr only gives 12 slots get me out of here

Btw i havent listened to tma s5 yet so I’ll be a little late to tmagp. This also means: my posts will be 100% tmp spoiler free until such time as I finish tma!

I need to confess something

I’m actually of the Vast

Sometimes i look at the reflection of something in my glasses so it looks like im staring daggers into some random thing to my right but im actually trying to, like, read a neon sign backwards

And this is what we call a biased dataset. You see, only she ra fans will see this poll, and those fans probably follow she ra tags, so they get a lot of she ra content on their dash. Their perception of the amount of she ra content is further skewed by the niches theyve put themselves in - if the niche is going strong, surely everything else is?

That said, i’d say it’s still going strong. A little more sedate than before, perhaps, but those of us still here aren’t going anywhere.

Hit post too soon

Sometimes i worry that people will think i’m a bot because my tumblr social cycle usually either looks like either

(Likes a bunch of posts and then permanently vanishes into the abyss)

Or

(Randomly follows someone after never having visited their blog before)

So sometimes i overthink things and follow someone because i liked a bunch of posts and don’t want it to look weird, or like a bunch of posts because i followed them and i don’t want it to look weird. I don’t know why i’m like this. Anyways if you see me in your notes, hi, i’m weird and socially anxious apparently

Sometimes i worry that

SPIDERS GEORG WRAPPED

You ate 36,520,000 Spiders!

Wow! You skewed 8 Billion People's data! That's in the top 0.0001% of all spider eaters!

Vibes are unique, just like you! Your Spiders Vibe is: Sleeping in a Cave.