I Swear I Saw A Tumblr Post On Here That Said ‘horses Have Over 4,000 Bones’ And I Don’t Know Where

Adding to the broken notes count

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty-

The lonely wants to be seen and so it chases the eye demands its focus because it has not been truly seen in so long

The web and the spiral and the eye are all the same thing. Until the finale I kept wondering why all three of them existed since they NEED each other to exist. They are aspects of one Fear. The only reason the Web is separate is because it’s sentient in a way the others aren’t. But just as Knowing isn’t necessarily Understanding, you do need to Know to Understand. Annabelle said more deceptive half-truths than the Distortion did, but in the exact same flavour. Helen did it for fun while Annabelle did it for sneaky plotting (and… probably also fun, tbh). I see the Spiral as having a lot to do with manic 3 am creativity, which is inexorably tied to all the best schemes. The Spiral and the Eye combine to form the Web. Screams loudly

Bill cipher would love obvious plant

Last night I dreamt that Toby Fox had created a game where you played as several generations of Hiveswap cutesy art style cartoon animals in a reactor facility, and that it was a fucking disaster

The second generation was like “let’s change the reactor design” and the third was like “let’s make that even more dangerous!” and then there was just a series of generations becoming more and more incompetent and disasters piling up until something blew and I was just like “this game sucks why are these animals so incompetent, the first generation would have been fine if they didn’t fuck up everything”

“Clearly” aroace, hmm? Did she not flirt with one of Prime’s bots? As in, literal onscreen flirting? And that wasn’t even the only time, just the one that immediately sprang to mind

Lmao

Entrapdak is so gross, not only is Hordak like.. thousands of years old, Entrapta is clearly aroace.

Okay but I get so many of these and I am THIS CLOSE to taking away anon privileges.

This interaction in a nutshell

(Original image by mogry331)

Sometimes I feel guilty for being a human

ALT

I absolutely adore that the number of legs of both her and her dad is in question. Leg number uncertainty is clearly genetic

Frank I wish I had a pet dog :( I love dogs loads. What sort of dog would I get? I like big dogs. Can you please show me a picture of my ideal big dog?

OK this sounds really fun so I’m going to respond by describing my dog (who is not a big dog, just average-sized) and then saying something about where to get a big dog.

My dog is a border collie who has spent most of the year since she was a puppy living outside with me (but I’ve gotten her inside for the first time for the winter, and I’m going to try to keep her indoors for the next three months). She is incredibly smart, very curious, easy to train and trainable, but very sensitive to praise and her self-esteem is fragile.

A typical week for her:

- Monday: lots of barking and other activities in the house, maybe a visit to the library for a few hours to help me finish some book

- Tuesday: walks in the afternoon when the library is closed

- Wednesday: walks, usually with another dog as a companion but sometimes by myself

- Thursday: lots of walking and barking when I leave for the store and then when I come back.

- Friday: very tired out but lots of fun walks with my husband.

- Saturday: lots of playing in my yard until it’s time for walks.

- Sunday: sleep! (Well, most of the time.)

She’s also a weird one – after spending most of her time outside she really loves being inside, while she doesn’t like spending time with humans when we’re not inside the house. (She also really likes running laps around the local track at the gym – I suspect she’d like to be the one who did that.) I’d rather not have her be out on a leash in most situations but I’m willing to try because her leash training has gone well for her so far. I think I might get her a harness that would let her run laps without making her feel pressured, though.

I don’t really want to talk about her too much unless you ask, but she’s got a lot going for her.