Tonight I Think Once Again About The Cannibalistic Ocean-dwelling Scaly Llamas

Chai r

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

Live, laugh, love for Horde Prime and no crippling doubt eating out your soul 🙏

I once googled if the uk has ceiling fans for a fic (british reddit seemed to conclude that 1) no they dont, and 2) you tack that giant ugly thing to your ceiling???)

trying to write a tma fic has me googling stupid shit. i live in florida. you think i understand what the tube is like. ugh.

Jon, lying awake at 2 am: why am i like this

The Eye: neurodivergence wiki, asexuality wiki, probably some other wikis

Jon: that was rhetorical also what

Could you add some of your favourite excerpts from the “meaningless nonsense” that follows?

Tip for 17776 readers: the second half of the comic is a fairly popular text post, and the original was much much more of a downer

To the person whose post i just liked and unliked and liked again about a billion times, i was looking at the difference in width between the 0 and the 1 in the notes field

He has mastered the art of spontaneously appearing in the conversation despite being 8(?) feet tall.

Entrapta, in comparison, tends to drop from the ceiling if she wants to tell someone something.

I enjoy the concept of Hordak defaulting to looming over people from behind. Like, that is how he arrives to start a conversation. He means nothing negative by it; it's just his natural way of inserting himself into a social situation. No matter where he is.

People just see his tall shadow fall over them. They turn around slowly, and there he is. Glaring down at them. Stony-faced. Red eyes glowing. Deeply intimidating.

Only to ask them where the restroom is. Or to offer up the WiFi password he and Entrapta just finished decoding. Or to invite them to Sunday afternoon tea at the Crypto Castle.

Lobsterphone

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

LOBSTERPHONE. That is all.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46010326 this one is a whole ass au. Genuinely on par with the original podcast, the characterization is amazing, the way the plot is altered and wound around is incredible. Almost everyone lives (or “lives” since you have to die to become an avatar and all). Also they made another one ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/27868370 ) which i havent finished yet but am enjoying so far

Anyways go read these right now

give me your best TMA fix it fic recommendations i beg