You Are Not Exempt From Death Of The Author

I had this EXACT thought about an hour before seeing this post and started immediately planning Large Art Projects That I Will Never Finish based on it because That Is What I Do

ok ok, so, I just kind of realised that Simon Fairchild is older than planes right? so, can you imagine how excited he was when they were invented? he felt the fresh fear of the wright brothers for those first 12 seconds and went insane.

OR, alternatively, he invented the aeroplane because he was bored of just throwing people from cliffs

ohmygod. he was absolutely fucking ecstatic. overwhelmed with joy. best day of his life. he would force every other avatar onto a plane immediately

There’s a crossover lurking in this post. Im gonna find it.

*opens google docs*

The magnus archives is just gay gravity falls on steroids.

Someday im going to appear here with like ten long ass essays about tma and you will all realize just how autistic i can be. Anyways jane prentiss and michael shelley are very similar characters, the stranger has more sense of self and identity than the spiral does, the buried and the vast are the exact same thing, and will wood is the avatar of literally all of them. Cya

Ive noticed something through the process of reporting the endless barrage of spambots.

Either the bio does not have an age, or the age is 23.

Is 23 a sexy age? Do you automatically gain +10 sex appeal points for the year that you’re 23 and lose them on your 24th birthday? Is 23 a common “random” number? Am I actually just being influenced by recency bias and subconsciously ignoring any other ages?

Am I overanalyzing the age stated in the bio of a spambot? Yes, yes I believe I am.

Fuck you *un-dooms your yaoi*

Doomed yao/yuri/romance/love i is canceled. I'm canceling it. They kissed and they're fine and nothing bad ever happened to them ever.

finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself

is anyone else still experiencing a bit of whiplash at how extreme the general opinion over the terms “yaoi” “yuri” and “fujoshi” have turned around in the past, like, two years

Fun fact about me: sometimes i know a franchise exists but i have no idea what format it’s in. Is this a podcast? A book? A game? A movie? And i’ll have to say, “no, i’ve heard of it, but i haven’t (verb of having interacted with the media) yet”. And people get weird if you say you haven’t read it and it’s actually a video game. So i usually say “absorbed” or “consumed” if i don’t know what the format is. And then i frantically google it under the table so that i can use the proper verb the next time it comes up

I don’t even know how i ended up on this post but yall. This is going to save my life actually. Fandom wiki ads my behated anyways everyone go use breezewiki now. It even works okay* on mobile like holy shit

*certainly better than mobile fandom anyways

anyways reminder that you can use breezewiki to view fandom wiki pages without the ugly ass borders and without being completely bombarded by ads the second you open the page