I Have One Braincell And It Is Unfortunately Autistic. And It Cant Choose Which Old Special Interest

I need to confess something

I’m actually of the Vast

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One of these was drawn to the sound of screaming and groaning. As one does

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty-

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

New experience: browsing tumblr, reading some long thread, had to put my phone down for a minute, left it on because I was going to pick it back up in a minute anyway. Watched as someone glanced at my phone, and realized I had forgotten what I was reading. Until I was able to get it back and check, I was stuck wondering if they’d seen detailed fandom analyses (branding me as a nerd) or ridiculous essays on linguistics (also branding me as a nerd) when they looked at my phone

The corruption (rotten fruit) got on my collection of stickers with eye vibes. This means something

Who gave me a blog. Terrible idea all around

Adding to the broken notes count

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.