Spiralling-spires - The Spiral's Special Little Boy

If suzy izzard is to be believed, then god’s first name is steve, and death star head of catering is named mr stevens, which is kind of close. It’s not clear if the steve in “pyramid steve” is a last name (first name pyramid) or if pyramid is more of a title, but anyway i think pyramid steve should visit the death star. I also should get more sleep my train of thought is getting increasingly more obscure

Someone left me on tma tumblr for too long and now im writing fanfic instead of doing the things i said i would do today 👍

you’re a cool guy.

For science!!!!

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I did not slay her. I did not. Oh hi Narrator

The Magnus Archives is genuinely so funny from an objective pov because for four full seasons it’s this really tense horrifying portrayal of losing yourself to your fears and then the last season is just two very grumpy British boyfriends, one of which is just a regular nerd who loves tea while the other one is literally the antichrist, taking a road trip through a post apocalyptic wasteland during which the nerd constantly complains about his eldritch boyfriend’s habit of needing to sustain himself via recording his emo slam poetry.

ok so we've all seen this ad right

can we talk about how CURSED it is.

like please

this is why we shouldnt use ai images for advertising

ah yes, valuvable advernt[]oming. so useful. the hand on the bottom right is haunting me. the central kid has fingers that are connected. i love this image. i love everything about this image. can we all admire it please

I think jon probably had a little notepad where he wrote random shit the eye told him that he thought would be an interesting fact to tell people.

(Jon trying to do work)

The eye: 👁️👁️👁️

Jon: … huh. Interesting. (Writes “jellyfish can become sleep deprived” on notepad, then continues working)

Looking at my drafts for something to post and all my drafts fall into one of a few categories:

1. TMA thoughts that i had in quick succession and draftified in order to space them out. Quality ranges from “absolute shitpost” to “really insightful deep dive into some random part of the podcast”

2. Rants under multi-month-old posts that i opted not to post because it didn’t actually add anything to the post (generally multiple paragraphs long

3. The most unhinged half written posts youve ever seen. One of them just says “The Web is just” about 14 times followed by “The Eye is just” another 14 times and i dont remember what i was planning to do with it

Found a post i saved a screenshot of from another platform ages ago (this particular one went into my photos in april 2022 from insta apparently. It had about 60k notes at the time)

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.