I Walk Up To The Mic- "the Minecraft Movie Was Really Homoerotic." I Am Booed Off Stage. From The Crowd,

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

making aus for ocs are so funny cause like. theyre already in a situation… but what if they were in a DIFFERENT situation

realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up

i love the "let's ___ with mama" posts. im imagining an alternate universe where it's "let's ___ with baby" instead. the mamaverse.

Manoeuvre is such a bullshit word. You don't need all those vowels.

Not to have warrior cats thoughts on main again but I wonder if it's considered gauche to name your kit in such a way that it's really clear you're gunning for a specific warrior name.

Like if Appleflower over in the nursery gives birth to a tortoiseshell with one white paw and names her Whitekit, does her leader give her a strong side-eye and think I see what you did there, I know you're trying to railroad me into fucking Whitefoot or Whitestep, and I swear to StarClan if I'm still leader by the time that thing has a ceremony, she's Whitecloud. I'll do it just to be a dick to you specifically, you can't fucking tell me what to do

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*