Me Impatiently To The Little French Cat Boiling Me In A Stew: Chat Am I Cooked

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

Can anyone help my e-moji i think it is sick

Tboy Tgirl and Tshirt . The three genders

if tumblr was for ants itd probably be called crumblr or something. and also itd be a nanoblogging platform instead of microblogging since theyre really small

i saw a giant billboard for a plumber that was basically just this

@moguche030

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

hate when my body is on period. I’m not interested in ever getting pregnant so can we please stop doing this monthly ritual like forever

a single typo literally has the explosive power of a nuclear bomb like i just read back possibly the most beautiful scene ive ever created feeling so proud of myself ready to start thinking about the nobel prize in literature etc. etc. and then suddenly

“It’s oaky,” he whispered.

it’s oaky. what is this. a wine tasting

:3

@moguche030

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.