[guy With The Cant Focus Disorder] Why The Fuck Can't I Focus

@moguche030

sorry man i ate your cookie run boyfriend

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

@moguche030

I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.

doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

fucking love cargo pants. are they ugly? yes. do i care? no. they have pocketssssss and i fucking love pockets. like fuck yeah pockets

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

wtf does “chopped” even mean is it a synonym of cooked or does it mean something good