Sploinkyniko - SploinkyNiko

Family!!

I think squilf isn’t given enough credit for being their mom

when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there

calling my horse "white boy" so when i make him gallop i say "Go, white boy, go!"

me: man, i would do anything to have a healthy sleep schedule

every scrap of research on the topic forever: okay so limit your technology use for at least an hour before bed

me: ...man, i would do ALMOST anything to have a heal-

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

blaze mafia au? hshkslsl?

women in suits save me women in suits

getting to that time of the year where the sun will straight up project childhood memories onto your bedroom wall at about 3 or 4 pm