Oh This Is Also An Old One

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

Sorry if I'm late to the party

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

i love watching tv and making the worst observations... watching the simpsons all of my thoughts r like: it was very unkind of bart to trick his teacher like that but oh well i guess he'll learn someday. if only he had a better home environment

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

posting it in english for my gringo followers

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Finally, a hotel that understands color theory