OH MY GOD NO I CANT BREATHE

ill buy you food

this is literally the best

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

Steal it from trump, he can afford to lose a bit

$100,000,000,000,000 KICKSTARTER TO STEAL SATURN'S RINGS AND PUT THEM AROUND EARTH

You fools!!!!!!!! This will never work!!!!!

What

Just look up Ted bear 2. It's pretty damn close

I want to see Bear Grylls survive living in San Francisco for a month on minimum wage

Mine was red tho

REBLOG IF YOUR FIRST NINTENDO HANDHELD WAS THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE, GBA SP, OR GAMEBOY MICRO

Reblog this for the Game and Watch

Reblog this for the Gameboy

Reblog this for the Gameboy Color

Reblog this for the DS/DS Lite

Reblog this for the DSi/DSi XL

Reblog this for the 3DS/3DS XL/2DS

Reblog this for the New 3DS/New 3DS XL

it was high time for some tumblr fuckery

I saw this and thought, "huh, that's a funny caption edit" AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED