Just Don't Breed

Goals

I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren that this is how we accomplished world peace

Holy fucking shit

Is it still me that makes you sweat

If he fell tho

I find that sort of unlikely, since his mother was a prostitute. Not exactly the kind of father that fights Titans with you.

what if that mystery character that "holds the key to the story" is levi's father?

MAYBE but tbh he does look a lot like Eren.

He could be the ape titan and/or Eren’s uncle.

Well that’s awful

Spring Shred Whistler

You put on your boots, strap into your bindings, dust the snow off your board, and head out for the chair. It doesn’t matter that you didn’t get the girl, failed the test, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours.

(via thiswillmatter)

I love how true this is

Damn bruh

Persuaded

This story is credited to Chris Stewart

It’s been 2 weeks since this whole thing started.

It all started with a tanker accident. It was all over the news. Everyone thought it was just another oil spill. There were plenty of volunteers. Plenty of people wanting to help the poor defenseless animals. Plenty of victims. Within hours of the tanker accident, it started happening. The animals had gone crazy, they were scratching and biting the clean up volunteers. They said that it was an adverse effect to whatever was in that tanker.

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THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ

Unknown author

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

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