Some Smash Bros Pepe

But like how does this fit in the "did you know" category

Time-lapse video of a vibrant aurora borealis display, which was caused by a geomagnetic storm in the far north of Scotland. Source

For a second i thought this was a sixpenceee story lol

That Contact Lens You Dropped? This is Where it Wound Up

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There is no God

Just look up Ted bear 2. It's pretty damn close

I want to see Bear Grylls survive living in San Francisco for a month on minimum wage

what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha

short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week

truest thing I've ever seen

did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget

You can comment on these things???

STOP COMMENTING ON THE CHAT POST

YOU CAN'T CHAIN ME DOWN, ASSHOLE

This really fucks up my intellectual self esteem

A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

this is literally the best

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

The ski lift to heaven