tumblr refuses to load when i'm connected to my school's wifi but all other social media loads with no problem which to me indicates that my school banned tumblr specifically from their wifi and GOD i would love to know why
“we have to stop straight men from playing gay characters” AND KILL FITMC???????
SO THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT THAT FUCKING GIF FROM. I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN CAMS SENT IT TO THE MINECRAFT CHAT.
also off topic but my initial plan for my lore was to be a ghost. but after i had my current skin on (which btw was a glitch) and having ✨lore✨ (scuff) on the first day i was like "welp, too late now"
so yeah, i was never suppose to be void. i was going to be a ghost
the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull
About Gaza Funds
i need to decorate my room i need those pretty vines they add but not the real ones or the popular fake ones i need to crochet them anyways i had a mini chocolate croissant and two cupcakes for breakfast how are you all?
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Whenever I see someone who is not Brazilian using this gif I wonder if they know that it is from a Brazilian soapopera from the 2000s called senhora do destino (mistress of destiny) that has a chokehold on pop culture to this day
This character is the villain of the story, who steals a baby from another woman and raises the kid as her own. She kills a bunch of people usually by pushing them down the stairs or with scissors and this scene from the meme is her slowly going mad when she realizes she’s getting her comeuppance and going to prison. It is a tragic story but she is a meme because she is stereotypically evil and has lines that are comical and are memes 20 years later such as seeing a gay couple and going “dykes… I can smell the leather from afar”
This one just says “Maria de Nazaré Tedesco, that big hot blonde”
This one is just “first you get born again then you brush your teeth, do some gurgling and then you get a grip on yourself”
she’s evil and iconic, a villain like no other
CHAT I ONLY HICCUPPED THREE TIMES YESTERDAY!!! THE LEAST AMOUNT SINCE THE DAY I STARTED TRACKING THEM!!! :D
i can stay the token straight i'll just be dead
the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull