Qsmp Purgatory As Text Posts [bolas Rojas Version]

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

thank you da vinkis

SO THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT THAT FUCKING GIF FROM. I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN CAMS SENT IT TO THE MINECRAFT CHAT.

also off topic but my initial plan for my lore was to be a ghost. but after i had my current skin on (which btw was a glitch) and having ✨lore✨ (scuff) on the first day i was like "welp, too late now"

so yeah, i was never suppose to be void. i was going to be a ghost

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

what is boop?

TYE BOOPS ARE BACK

guys i need. hear me out. i need the blorbos. i need to read them go through hell and back. guys i need to see the sunshine getting hurt. and the rest of the group freaking out. i need an AU where the sunshine made different choices and she's not that sunshine character anymore. guys. i need to see them happy. guys hear me out.

i do Not miss them