You Have To Outlive Donald Trump

ah yes, (another) incest couple of the server /j

trick or treat! 🦴🎃🎃

Trick! Have a tiny picture of my cubito and his girlfriend

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

leave me alone i'm just a girl trying to find out what my favourite ao3 tags say about me

don't ever underestimate how dense i can be

does anyone know what chapters i'm suppose to study for the blood test tomorrow?

i thought the quote was from a now cancelled streamer

Me fighting the urge to say "no don't kill yourself you're so sexy" anytime anyone makes a suicide joke (I have to remember it's, in fact, a fandom specific joke and they won't get it and it might also come across as flirting)

the moment i learn how to play the bass it's over for everyone

this would be great in a children's hospital!

One of the greatest Tweets and it hasn't even existed for 24 hours

i can stay the token straight i'll just be dead

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull