When Your Character...

hopefully me @ two specific people when they put traps in minecraft to kill me

joel wanted the last thing he does in that "horrible, horrible world" to be seeing if his own trap works (it didn't) and i'm crying

his wives are so mean to him

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

“we have to stop straight men from playing gay characters” AND KILL FITMC???????

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

i'm about to start foaming at the mouth and shake uncontrollably

(i noticed a parallel between the beginning and the end of my friend's story)

drew this lil doodle too

guys i am actually tweaking. what do you mean you are not working? i have place on my phone for you just so you can help me text gay people who live in there with you. you don't have the luxury to hold space if you don't do your job right. know your worth.

my vpn is not working AGAIN

guapoduo for the clinically insane

originals vv

guys i need. hear me out. i need the blorbos. i need to read them go through hell and back. guys i need to see the sunshine getting hurt. and the rest of the group freaking out. i need an AU where the sunshine made different choices and she's not that sunshine character anymore. guys. i need to see them happy. guys hear me out.

wait fr? i never read it i didn't know

hear me out. two teenagers. they both are in love for the first time. with each other. their older sisters fight in the different sides of the same war. the sisters don't know the existence of their siblings' crush. the teenagers know what the other one's sister is doing. they know they will either betray their sister or their lover. they have to decide.