This Is The Type Of Prank Mutuals Pull On Me

I hate you people who don't use headphone in public

I hate you people who insist to hear me but won't listen for a sec

I hate you people who can't wait for even minutes

I hate you people who think they know everything about anyone

I hate you people who know I hate them but won't care to change because I must be in the wrong

I hate you people who force me to stay because I care for you but you only care for the very very wrong image you once had of a me that never was

I hate you for forcing me to go to your stupid awful dinner when I have to work and I'll only get to hear y'all talk about death and illnesses whilst we all eat the most bland uncooked vegetables and overcooked meat like we're still peasants that learned to use fire BITCH WE INVADED ENOUGH COUNTRIES COULD YOU AT LEAST TRY TO USE CORRECTLY THE SPICES YOU STOLE ?

Also shit music taste

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

Crazy how qsmp showed us some of the worst Minecraft players of all time. Just complete nonsense. An absolute masterclass of no thoughts just vibes. Charlie Slimecicle doesn’t know how to make a backpack. Missa ate soap in an attempt at rp. I once saw Kameto try to make a boat by putting wood in a chest plate shape over and over and he genuinely looked like he was about to cry. Whatever’s wrong with Antoine. Truly nothing like it.

there are no pumpkins am i blind

TYE BOOPS ARE BACK

This is a call to anyone who has played Mouthwashing before and loves psycho-analysing people.

What type of a person is Curly?

I never played the game but I saw art of it a lot on social media so I decided to take "Which Mouthwashing Character Are You?" quizzes and I got Curly the most as a result. I know he's the captain but other than that I know nothing about him. I want to understand him better to see why I always get this seemingly depressed blond man.

Infodump everything about him. I'm sat and listening.

i apologise to all characters i shipped with their enemies i know how you feel now

this makes everything much easier, thank you!

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

mutuals what would B!Estelle fit the most in this? monster? divine being? inhuman? she definetely not human

Operating under the idea that the player (Steve etc) is a human by default

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nothing will ever beat the comedy of the qsmp chat bubbles:

this would be great in a children's hospital!

One of the greatest Tweets and it hasn't even existed for 24 hours