It Broke Again

the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

wait fr? i never read it i didn't know

hear me out. two teenagers. they both are in love for the first time. with each other. their older sisters fight in the different sides of the same war. the sisters don't know the existence of their siblings' crush. the teenagers know what the other one's sister is doing. they know they will either betray their sister or their lover. they have to decide.

aroace qétoiles is everything to me . he hates love . he’s the ultimate ally . he prefers dungeons and exploring to dating and sex . fighting is his one true love . he immediately cuts off any romantic advances . ‘nice cock’ is his favourite compliment . his friends mean the world to him . he’s bagina’s third wheel . he was security at the spiderbit wedding . he’s a romantic . he will undermine your flirting

i'm being serious

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

does anyone know hor to clwan the fog in your brain? it's so thixk i can'r see shir

I know I've said this a hundred times but if you're worried about palestinian fundraisers being scams at least consider donating to MSF. It's a highly reputable organization which has broken its long-standing neutrality to denounce Israel in front of the UN. Here's all the aid MSF is providing to Gazans (documentation available in multiple languages).

“we have to stop straight men from playing gay characters” AND KILL FITMC???????

NOT FUCKIN MUMBO HUAMBO EXPLAINING BBL TO OMMY INNYT AND PKILZA FUCKNG MINECRAFT WHERE THE FUCK AM I