I Sometimes Wonder If He Ever Came Across The Channel

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

i don't know how to respond to people here

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

This is a call to anyone who has played Mouthwashing before and loves psycho-analysing people.

What type of a person is Curly?

I never played the game but I saw art of it a lot on social media so I decided to take "Which Mouthwashing Character Are You?" quizzes and I got Curly the most as a result. I know he's the captain but other than that I know nothing about him. I want to understand him better to see why I always get this seemingly depressed blond man.

Infodump everything about him. I'm sat and listening.

the phrase "to love is to create" makes my throat close and my eyes tear up and my heart ache over how true and raw it is

none of my classmates would stop me from fistfighting my physics teach who told us that the class was over but he had to solve one more question but he ended up solving 10 instead, not only making all of us wait but my mom who apperantly ordered food for me when i texted her i was out of class early and join her at lunch in a short while

i hope both sides of your pillows are too cold to fall asleep to this winter mr physics teacher

NOT FUCKIN MUMBO HUAMBO EXPLAINING BBL TO OMMY INNYT AND PKILZA FUCKNG MINECRAFT WHERE THE FUCK AM I

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

message to all bitches

please survive

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.