All The Recent Cowboy!remus Fanart And I Just Have To Say:

kaz about inej

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

taking AP classes is like here let me overcomplicate this simple information until you start crying

i always thought Hermes cabin should have been two story's one for Hermes kids one for the unclaimed

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

I lied I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. Let’s discuss Dostoevsky.

Ayo fellow Spider-Smutties

Comere lemme speak to you for a second-

I will never understand how there's so much Hobie x Spider!reader smut but there's none where they be straight up breaking the bed.

Miguel too. Cause they'll have him aggressive but like in the normal human dom way. Y'all do realize he don't even need to do all that, right?

He could have normal sex and he'd still crack your little Ikea bed in half like a popsicle stick the man is 6'9

Like these mfers are super human. You ever seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn?

The headboard should be splintering. The sheets should literally be torn to shreds. TOW UP.

The comforter should be destroyed and the nightstand too prolly

Your nightstand got nail marks on it now. Looking like a saber tooth tiger got in. I hope you not renting cause y'all should be putting holes in the walls. Breaking your dinning room table

Have the neighbors downstairs like

Where is the webbing? Them walls should be covered in webs more ways than one. Where is the web bondage? Where is it

They should be on the walls or something. Like.. they can just walk up there. 69 upsidedown is still 69 🤨

I mean if we smutting it up have at it but y'all we gotta be a little bit creative 😩

tuh At this point if ain't leaving him like this I don't want it

POV: You just found out that poc ballerinas have to dye their own shoes

the shoes ballerinas use is supposed to match their skin tone, but they only come in European pink. wtf is European pink.

I feel like them only coming in one color kind of excludes poc but that's just me.

Joost had three problems, actually. the moon, his mustache, and the fact that his girl was literally about to murder him

Miguel really be like 'you're not supposed to be spiderman but also your dad has to die because you're spiderman and if he doesn't die the world will end and it'll be your fault cause you're spiderman'

Wait Sir you lost me I'm not following can rerepeat your logic? Can you elaborate? Can you rephrase the statement?? I must not be understanding

had to drop off the face of the earth just to have a good time