I’m Not Going To Hold You

Nothing beats Remus as a cowboy. I need him  biblically, as some would say. Like... got me giggling and kicking my feet. I will take a ride on his big green tractor honestly. (Someone get that please, this was embarrassing enough 💀)

Miguel that isn't the answer

Ayo fellow Spider-Smutties

Comere lemme speak to you for a second-

I will never understand how there's so much Hobie x Spider!reader smut but there's none where they be straight up breaking the bed.

Miguel too. Cause they'll have him aggressive but like in the normal human dom way. Y'all do realize he don't even need to do all that, right?

He could have normal sex and he'd still crack your little Ikea bed in half like a popsicle stick the man is 6'9

Like these mfers are super human. You ever seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn?

The headboard should be splintering. The sheets should literally be torn to shreds. TOW UP.

The comforter should be destroyed and the nightstand too prolly

Your nightstand got nail marks on it now. Looking like a saber tooth tiger got in. I hope you not renting cause y'all should be putting holes in the walls. Breaking your dinning room table

Have the neighbors downstairs like

Where is the webbing? Them walls should be covered in webs more ways than one. Where is the web bondage? Where is it

They should be on the walls or something. Like.. they can just walk up there. 69 upsidedown is still 69 🤨

I mean if we smutting it up have at it but y'all we gotta be a little bit creative 😩

tuh At this point if ain't leaving him like this I don't want it

he is my barty crouch jr

"Fuck you my child is completely fine"

Ma'am your child is obsessed with Rory Culkin

Mitski if I catch you mitski

why does finding a roomate feel like entering the talking stage

sigh

i have a weakness to men with long hair

AHHHH PT2

You know what else no one talks about GIFTED KIDS

i was a gifted kid until i got into the 9th grade and then i realized how shit it was. when i was in middle school gifted was literally a bunch of neurodivergent kids doing a bunch of special interest projects. we were all super competitive and super "smart "in the eyes of the school board.

gifted kids hit puberty and got burnt out actually we hit 8th grade and got burned out.

Anyway…✨he✨