When Ure On The Character Select Screen Of A Fighting Game And U And Ur Friend Pick The Same Character

You don’t need lots of reasons to headcanon something or ship something. You can ship two characters who briefly touch hands, you can headcanon a character as autistic because they have repetitive actions. You don’t need to explain why, you have your reasons, sometimes those reasons can just be “why not?”

when my brother and i see a distinct lack of cheese snacks in the pantry

I love how the world perceives tumblr as useless platform. No world news here. No algorithm. No verified accounts. Ads are about Pikachu cosplayer and shoelaces. Folks that's exactly how social media should be

way overdue edit: OP too has learned everything regarding international politics through crabs and that meme but doesn't dare to consider these paranormal/parasocial occurrences as mere news. It's a moment, it's a bliss, it's the nightmare of future generations' history textbooks, you had to be there

alright guys. it’s time to find the answer to the age-old question: are you a man, a muppet, a muppet of a man, or a very manly muppet?

YOUR HONOR THIS IS THEM CANON NO CAP

(the resemblence is uncanny holy shit.)

"why do you like wizards so much" because you read a book to shoot fire out of your hands and you get a silly hat and robe. Next question

I’m fed up being stuck in a town who wants to run away to a forest cabin with me and have giant campfires where we spend the nights roasting marshmallows in a field of flowers by a giant lake and look at the stars and play the acoustic guitar and just feel that warm cozy feeling???

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.