A Bumpy Landing

love is in the air

an ideal world

the oldest looking baby. probably!

Imagine being American and getting dropped in Japan, but you don’t know Japanese, and you also don’t know what Japan is, or what America is, or what English is, so you gaslight yourself into thinking maybe you straight up forgot what real words are too.

Nightshade is a pumpkin!

god i fucking love tfp megatron. truly the only megatron in my heart hes divorced. hes married. hes cartoonishly evil. hes the worst. hes the funniest. he wants to rule the world. he destroyed his own. he started a war to spite his best friend. he made a deal with satan. he made an alliance with his sworn enemy to kill satan for being mean to him. he has to babysit his army. his second in command keeps trying to kill him but he keeps him there anyway. hes 60 and always telling others about his glory days. he has a fear of being controlled rather than controlling. he fought for his life and now he makes others fight for theirs. he robbed the grave of a god. hes shaped like the piece of tortilla chip stabbing your gums. he does crack cocaine

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Patiently waiting for rerun.

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I had this idea at 4 AM so I committed to the bit

The dad #2 series continue