Wait So Does This Mean That The Marauders And Mcgonagall Were At School At The Same Time-

cool trans girl at the skatepark that just fell and crotched herself on a rail: owwww... >_< the pain...

other cool trans girl: oh no! that looked like it hurt! do you need anything...?

cool trans girl: yeah... i need someone to kiss it better. =( preferably another girl. like, right here in the open too. and sloppily

just thought I'd share this here too, please stay safe you guys </3

here's the link to the tweet, there's more information about this in the replies, please read them <3

edit: DO NOT USE DUCKDUCKGO, IT SHARES UR INFO !!

Every time someone reblogs this image, an egg cracks their shell. Help them today!

(Full disclaimer : I mostly made this so that I could get it on a shirt to wear it and confuse every cis I encounter. )

Imagine Sirius raising Harry. Lucius Malfoy would be so jealous. Sirius is basically a smarter, hotter, richer version of him.

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

The Cheshire Cat is a stage of life

Sirius: *flips table* IM NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN!

Remus: *looking at Harry and Ginny* So how’s Draco and Luna

Remus: *Harry starts talking about Draco and Ginny starts talking about Luna**both with love struck faces* your going to have to tell him eventually

Harry: Yeah, but it’s sooo funny to mess with him *hands Ginny four galleons* here’s that for dinner

Ginny: That was definitely worth it.

Harry: Yeah and this is my girlfriend, Ginny

Sirius: Isn’t she Ron’s little sister?

Harry: Yeah but-

Sirius: Youre dating your best friend little sibling? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU POTTERS?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER HARRY GODDAMNIT

Harry: What?

Sirius: *Staring up at the sky* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JAMES? HES TAKING AFTER YOU! YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER!

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

“how to read more” “how to read faster” “how to read daily” STOP STOP stop STOP this is not a competition. read slowly, read when you’re in the right state of mind, really savour it, read for pleasure, read for yourself. don’t read for performance, stats or to compare yourself to others

Here’s an Idea: Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Neville are just James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter respectfully. (This is ignoring Peter betraying all of them and Sirius going to Azkaban)

Ron is James: both grew up in loving house holds with both parents.

Harry is Sirius: neither grew up in a good situation but ended up in one with friends, they both also ran away at some point.

Hermione is Remus: both where social outcasts for most of there lives and would have preferred a book over people for most of that time.

Neville is Peter: both started of cowardly and timid and grew a sense of belonging and confidence over time.