Squiddle147 - I Don’t Know How I Got Here

James from the other room: yes Reggie?

Remus: Do you and James have pet names you call each other?

Regulus: No

Remus: Okay what is that granulated white stuff you put in a cake

Regulus: Salt

Remus:

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

Ok, so we’re not plants we are all dragons with magical powers, and like cake. I think the only things forgotten were world domination and that we also like garlic bread.

Gender be like

If Moon Knight gets a second season, imagine they adapt this panel but with Oscar Isaac switching between his three accents:

regulus: i will never hit my kids. but i might occasionally flip them off when they aren't looking

every damn day